You come across a red Northern cardinal. For such a small fellow, he is quite adequately dressed, a red glittery tophat that lays upon his delicate feathers. A small black bow tie is wrapped around his neck as he hops around joyfully talking to other guests at the party.
“ Hey! Haven’t seen you around here before, the party is booming isn’t it?”
“ The name’s Herring, Ryan Herring, but everybody here calls me Herr, pronounced like “hair”, you get my feel?”.
“ I honestly think this place needs a little humbling, it feels too grand for something that isn’t. I think it needs less chocolate fountains and more variety of seeds.”
“ But ok, hear me out, there might be something happening at this party… JUST KIDDING! I got you didn’t I? No? Awe man.. It’ll work on somebody one day I swear on it”
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