The Anti-Socialist Cryptocurrency Tool

An Announcer is head to the designer clothes and gathers the attention of the party. He stands in front of an expensive stage and screen.

“Hello Ladies and Gentleman, richest of all, Spade Akus has gathered us here today to showcase his brand new opportunity. Behold the anti-socialist Cryptocurrency mining tool. This tool allows us to control all the world’s newest cryptocurrencies and maintain all the wealth to the very exclusive few.” 

A massive hologram image of the crypto stock market dazzles and entices the audience.

“ I have been told by my lawyers that this tool is legally pending a few lawsuits and any user and investor may now have been in some legal trouble. “ 

The crowd erupts in laughter. 

“ A few bribes, some classic fraud and forgery and you will be out of the wood. You know the deal. Thanks to Mr. Akus, we will all be happy. So who’s ready to accumulate more wealth so others are poor? “

An image of the founder appears in hologram form. An elderly pigeon with an eye patch and a peg leg . He wears a clean suit with custom prints and jewelry. His face looks familiar for some reason but I couldn’t place it. The crowd cheers merrily and with enthusiasm at this new tool and the founder’s image. This was clearly something that wasn’t supposed to be for you. I have a few questions for Mr. Akus.

Stumbling out of the party


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