Category: IFstravaganza

You ignored the lady who offered to help, she shrugs her shoulders and speed away. A couple of minutes later, a man in a pickup truck pulls over. *Enter stranger’s truck*

You shake the hesitation that floods your mind, and repeat to yourself a mantra: “they’re not human, they’re not human, they’re not human”. As you gaze through the scope of the rifle you close your eyes a moment before pulling the trigger to shield yourself from the piercing eyes still calling out to you. When…

You’re waving your hand out in hopes of people to stop for you. A large SUV slows down for you, the window slides down as a lady’s voice emanates “Hop on big boy!” *Hop into her car!* *Ignore*

You then remember that when you were younger, you watched a video about the “top 10 weirdest criminals”, and you remember there was a section about someone who said he was a pigeon. You ask for the police records and after a lot of digging, you find him, you find the “pigeon man”.

You do realize you’re naked and there’s nowhere to hide that protein bar? The cashier has returned with a set of an old employee outfit as he hands it to you. Congrats! You have acquired a uniform! You can now hitch-hike for a ride to the city!

You’ve chosen to spend your afternoon at the shooting range for the first time. Many Zephyrian have taken up the hobbyist interest for target practice as a fun and lighthearted pastime.  You’re welcomed by attendants who guide you to your target. Exactly what are the target’s you may ask? Well of course, fellow winged people…

The cashier accepts your apology and decides to help you. He heads out to the employee room to look for a pair of clothes. *I am really h-hungry! I should steal this protein bar.* *Let’s wait instead.*

You’re naked! No one is stopping for you. Might find something in that building I see from here. *Proceed to the Gas Station*

You got scared and decide to flee the gas station. The cashier gets scared and calls 911. As you keep running, you tired out and start walking again, you’re getting tired and hungry but things get worse when a police car intercepts your path and asks you to stop. *Fight the officer.* *Apologize to officer.*

You have arrived at the unknown building you have been walking towards, it’s a gas station! You realize you have been naked this whole time, the gas station cashier is creeped out. *Ask for help!* *Run for it!*